For instance, not long
ago, Congress held
a committee meeting about birth control and no women were present. Then, a Republican candidate for President, Rick
Santorum, made the claim that women are "too
emotional" for combat
assignments in the military. Then Virginia considered passing a law that
would - literally -- force
non-medically-necessary "trans-vaginal" penetration upon women
seeking to have an abortion.
Finally, when asked if
he supported equal pay for women in the form of the Lily Ledbetter Act, Presidential
nominee-to-be Mitt Romney whiffed because he needed more time to interface
with the vast, remote computer bank storing all of his previously-held positions
on the issue. Accessing…Accessing…
While this war on women
continues, no end in sight, into Election 2012, cult television history reminds
us precisely where this kind of talk could be headed. Unless we're very,
very careful, women will strike back and wage a War on Men.
And men will lose that
war...badly.
In the sincere hope of
preventing such an unfortunate eventuality and brokering a truce in this ongoing
battle between the sexes, I thus offer up a tour of the “War on Men:” seven of the
most memorable Matriarchies in cult-television history.
You’ll note that many of
these female-dominated cultures -- oddly -- play rather distinctly as kinky male fantasies
rather than as legitimate, consistent visions of female rule.
Or didn’t you realize
that the first order of the day when women rule the planet is the imposition of
a new dress code?
Cat-suits and whips for all!
1. “The Confederacy of Ruth”
(Planet
Earth [1974]). In this post-apocalyptic pilot/TV-movie from Star Trek
creator Gene Roddenberry, Dylan Hunt (John Saxon) attempts to rescue a PAX
doctor from “The Confederacy of Ruth,” a female dominated society.
The culture is ruled by
the dictatorial Marg (Diana Muldaur), and all men are considered property, and
called “Dinks.” The men are also routinely
drugged by their women to make them compliant and untroubled by their status as
slaves. Once Dylan kicks off the effects
of the drug, he turns on his manly charm and teaches Marg a thing or two about…dinks.
Planet Earth asked the memorable question: “women’s lib? Or women’s lib gone mad?!”
2. "Medusa" (Star
Maidens [1975]). In this
short-lived German/British series created by Eric Paice, the planet Medusa
drifts in space, and its inhabitants dwell in an underground metropolis. There, women rule, and men serve as domestic
servants. Two slaves, Shem (Gareth
Thomas) and Adam (Pierre Brice) decide they are tired of being taken for
granted (“who takes care of the kids?!”)
and make a beeline for nearby Earth.
Their female masters pursue,
but are troubled by the fact that Earth is ruled by men (!). Indeed, the Medusan mistresses claim such a
set-up is in “violation of all common
sense.” Considering the Earth a “great disappointment,” the Medusan
Matriarchy sets out to retrieve Shem and Adam.
If they fail, a new, illegal “men’s liberation movement” could take hold
on Medusa, overturning the apple cart.
3. Entra" (Space:
1999: "Devil's Planet" [1976]). In this second season
episode of Gerry Anderson’s Space: 1999, Commander Koenig (Martin
Landau) is captured by Elizia (Hildegard Neil), the warden, governor and
absolute ruler of the prison colony of Entra. The prisoners incarcerated
there are all men -- political dissidents
who spoke against female rule, apparently -- and are now guarded by cat-suited
Amazon women who viciously wield whips.
The prisoners' only
opportunity to escape this hellish life is to survive sadistic Elizia's vicious
game, "The Hunt." If a prisoner does survive being hunted by
Elizia and her women on the inhospitable moon’s forest surface -- being both outnumbered
and out-equipped -- he can be transported back to the home world, his sentence
is commuted.
The only problem: a
plague has decimated the home world, Ellna, killing all living beings. So when Elizia beams the victorious political
dissidents back home, she's actually issuing the troublesome men a death sentence.
4."Turnabout" (The
Fantastic Journey [1977]). In this episode of the short-lived TV series
set in the Bermuda Triangle, Queen Hayalana (Joan Collins) finally tires of her
brutish husband and his stupid men, and with the help of a powerful computer called
"The Complex," zaps all the males of the province away to a null
zone, or pocket universe.
Promising "an end to male domination,"
Hayalana then captures the series' heroes, Varian (Jared Martin), Dr. Willaway
(Roddy McDowall), Scott Jordan (Ike Eisenmann) and Dr. Fred Walters (Carl
Franklin), and plans to keep them as “breeding
stock.” To convince these visiting men to remain docile and
cooperative, this cold-hearted queen then poisons their food, and tells the men
they will only receive the antidote only if they comply with her wishes.
Hayalana’s plans come
crashing down however, when none of the women in the province are capable of
controlling “The Complex,” a computer built by…you guessed it, a man.
5. "Xantia" (Buck
Rogers in the 25th Century [1979]: "Planet of the Amazon Women.")
Buck (Gil Gerard) is captured by gorgeous slave traders and auctioned off to
the highest bidder in this first season episode of Buck Rogers in the 25th
Century. You see, all the men of
Xantia have either been killed in one of their incessant wars, or are being
held prisoner by the planet’s enemy: the Ruathans. Thus the women of Xantia need some *ahem* company,
not to mention some men to do all the physical labor.
Watch as Buck is
stripped down to his chest, and the women “bidders” at his auction coo and gasp
over his manly physique!
6. "Adore" (Otherworld
[1985]: "I am Woman, Hear Me Roar.") In this episode of the
1985 cult series, Otherworld, a militantly female society rules the roost in the
province of “Adore,” founded by a female Zone Trooper commandment, Livia.
The men in “Adore” do
not even know how to read, and the "gender stratification" laws
discourage marriage. A “gender patrol”
walks the streets, maintaining order, and girls ogle slave men in the popular
magazine, “Available Hunk.”
And, of course, there’s
the Gender Arcade, the marketplace where men are greased up, stripped down, and
sold to the highest bidder.
When the patriarch of
the Sterling family, Hal (Sam Groom), objects to the status of males as
second-class citizens, a woman in power reminds him to: “keep in mind that this is a conservative part of town and will resist
compromise.” When Hal’s wife, June
(Gretchen Corbett) sticks up for him, the same women sneers: “Oh…I understand…you’re progressives.”
7. "Angel One." (Star
Trek: The Next Generation [1987]:"Angel One.") In this first
season episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, the Enterprise D visits the
Matriarchy of “Angel One” in hopes of finding out if survivors of a freighter,
the Odin, landed there. They find out
that a group of men did survive, and are making trouble for the female
leadership.
Mistress Baeta (Karen
Montgomery) – or “the elected one” –
pronounces the death sentence for the survivors of the Odin and any women unwise
enough to attempt to alter the peace of Angel One’s female-dominated
society. Commander Riker (Jonathan Frakes) steps in to
argue against the death penalty. Ultimately,
he is persuasive...perhaps because Mistress Baeta still remembers the space
stud in his colorful, open-chest blouse and earrings…
Finally, besides Star Maidens, another series also featured female-dominated world as its setting: Norman Lear's All that Glitters (1977), starring Linda Gray and Greg Evigan. I've never seen it, but would love to get my hands on a few episodes.
Great article; memories of "Planet Earth" are forever burned into my brain from viewing the original TV broadcast at the impresionable age of 10. I really need to pick up the Warner Archive DVDr of this some day and revisit.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of female dominated futuristic societies, another that immediately sprang to mind was the Star Trek episode "Spock's Brain". I'm not sure if that qualifies however, since those women really didn't know what they were doing.
This is always an interesting premise (though I'm not a fan of Season 1 'Angel One' in ST:TNG), and it works because we know the opposite has long be true in most human societies (and not necessarily for the better). My recent re-read of Stephen King's THE STAND reminded me of his discourse on that subject (in a post apocalyptic world) of male domination. I find it fascinating that a lot of these resolve to the women falling back into the 'charms' of men. I don't know if you remember, or have seen it, but the Queen of Outer Space (not among the high-mark 50s sci-fi films) used this premise, as well. And it was a hoot (along with Zsa Zsa Gabor's acting). Fine post and thoughts, John. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteHi Dave and Le0pard13:
ReplyDeleteDave: You're right to recall the Eyemorgs on Spock's Brain. That's another female-dominated society that didn't work out too well, for anyone. "Planet Earth" is great. I think it's the best of the three pilots with that premise.
Le0pard3: It's an interesting premise, but I feel the way that you do, that the female dominated society is often visualized in terms of male sexual fantasy, and not in terms of a consistent, logical notion. The women do, it seems, always do end up falling for men, like Mistress Beatta and Riker in ST:TNG's Angel One. Good point.
best to you both,
John
I think a lot of tv shows (for adults and kids both) in the 1970s and 1980s had an Amazon episode. Even "Speed Buggy" did!
ReplyDelete