In
“The Toymaker,” Dr. Smith (Jonathan Harris), Will (Bill Mumy) and The Robot
encounter another vending/catalog machine from the Celestial Department Store (see:
“The Android Machine.”)
This
machine is in disrepair, however, and when Smith fiddles with it -- attempting
to get a birthday present for Penny (Angela Cartwright) -- he is transported to
the domain of a cosmic toymaker Walter Burke). This personality wants to make
Smith a Christmas present for 75 ft. tall children of the Andromeda Galaxy.
Will
attempts to get help, but his dad (Guy Williams) and Don (Mark Goddard) are too
busy searching for a dangerous new “fissure” on the planet to help. Will also disappears to the realm of the
toymaker, but fortunately his disappearance is witnessed by Penny.
Before
long, a Celestial Department Store manager, Zumdish, arrives on the Robinsons’
planet and seeks to destroy the malfunctioning machine…
I
can’t argue that “The Toymaker” is a great episode of Lost in Space (1965-1967),
or even a particularly good one. It is a marginal improvement over last week’s
installment, “The Questing Beast.”
Again,
a cast-off or stock prop -- the alien vending machine -- is the center of the
narrative, but at least on this occasion, the Robinsons’ recognize the device,
and there seems to be some continuity with the earlier story, the
aforementioned “The Android Machine.” I still find it baffling, however, that
John and the Robinsons don’t ask Zumdish for help getting back to Earth, or
even, simply, back to his department store.
Couldn’t they catch a bus from there to a new home? Or buy a used spaceship from the used
spaceship lot next door?
One
moment in this episode is even more baffling.
Penny describes for her parents the disappearance of Dr. Smith. Yet, as
the opening scene of the episode makes plain…she was not present to witness
it. She goes pn and on here, describing
the sounds and sights of an event she never was privy to. This is a sign, I
submit, that the creators of the series were literally asleep at the wheel by
this juncture.
With
a little tweaking, this episode could have been stronger. For instance, the toy
soldier in the Toymaker’s warehouse is creepy as hell, and there’s a tradition
of creepy Christmastime stories that the series could have mined. Instead, the film is never particularly
frightening or memorable.
Still,
this story punches a hole in at least one fan theory that has been brought up
here on the blog. I have written before how
I find it crazy-making that alien races from a society much like Earth’s never
stop to help the stranded Robinsons make their way home, or to a habitable
world. Fans have suggested that these advance aliens may have a prime
directive-like edict preventing them from helping the primitive Earthlings.
This
week, however, we see visual evidence that the Toymaker creates toys for
Earth-children. Smith and will attempt
to get home to Earth, but the Toymaker stops them.
This
is the final Lost in Space episode I’ll be reviewing for the blog. I began
50th anniversary blogging of the series back in January, and
reviewed 47 episodes. I am planning to
launch an e-magazine called “In Review” soon (definitely in 2016) and one issue
will be devoted to the entirety of the series, so I will review the remaining
37 or so installments there.
My
final thoughts about this Irwin Allen series?
For the most part, the first season is an imaginative, worthwhile
endeavor, and a series I recommend watching. Sure, it’s fifty years old, so you
have to accept some old fashioned values (and sexism). But overall the series looks good, and has
some amazing installments like “Wish Upon a Star” and “My Friend, Mr. Nobody.”
However,
the second season is worse than I imagined it possibly could be. I hope the third season is better!
Next
week, for 50th anniversary blogging, I take on a new series: Star
Trek (1966 – 1969).
