Thursday, May 29, 2014

Cult-TV Flashback: UFO (1969 - 1970): "Confetti Check A-OK"


Gerry Anderson’s UFO (1969 – 1970) is a remarkable initiative, in part, because it offers such an unromantic, unglamorous view of Earth’s “secret” war with the aliens.  

The program’s lead character is draconian Commander Ed Straker (Ed Bishop), a man who gives and gives, while his mission takes and takes.  Straker is left, finally, a man for whom the “job” has become everything…because every other consideration is sacrificed…lost.

An early episode of the series, “A Question of Priorities” lands Straker in a terrible dilemma.  His son, John is injured when struck by a car.  Straker is in a position to help, but only by utilizing the resources of the war effort; SHADO’s (Supreme Headquarters Alien Defense Organization) resources. 

At the last minute, however, an alien incursion on Earth requires the diversion of those very resources, and Straker’s little boy dies.

Many characters in cult-television history are haunted, or grappling with the loss of a child, but I can remember very few programs in which the lead character must endure the death of a child for a broader cause, in this case saving planet Earth. 

It’s a dreadful position to be in, and Commander Straker is truly a tortured man, one of the most tragic protagonists imaginable.  UFO is therefore eminently worthy of re-visiting today because of Straker’s journey, and his tragedy.  And, unlike today’s haunted heroes Straker doesn’t act out his grief in angst or brooding.  Rather, he suffers in stony silence.



One of the finest episodes of the short-lived series is “Confetti Check A-OK” by Tony Barwick, a flashback tale in which the audience is treated to a view of Ed Straker before he was Commander Straker.  The episode recalls his wedding to Mary (Suzanne Neve), his honeymoon, and the founding of SHADO. 

In truth, the episode concerns two births in Ed’s life: John Straker (who is fated to die) and SHADO, which is fated to live. 

Again and again, “Confetti Check A-OK” diagrams the contrasts between these births, and Ed’s role in each. 

UFO is such an unglamorous series because episodes such as “A Question of Priorities” and “Confetti Check A-OK” both concern a crucial and very unpopular point in western culture.  It’s a point that most TV shows -- designed to entertain -- scrupulously avoid.

You can’t have it all.  It is impossible to have it all.

Life is limited, certain choices preclude certain possibilities, and no one -- not a soul -- can get everything he or she wants.

Life is all about balancing wants and needs, and “Confetti Check A-OK” concerns Straker’s inability -- because of his responsibilities -- to adequately balance his personal and professional life. 

But importantly, Straker’s problem is not one of personal or professional ambition. It’s not about achieving wealth, or gaining power.  Straker’s choice is between leading a happy family life, and fighting the implacable aliens in the way they must be fought.

And even if Straker selected his family over the war effort, would Earth survive long enough for him to enjoy it? 


No man is irreplaceable, of course, but it’s clear that Straker has the countenance, the necessary  “bloody-mindedness” to fight the war that it needs to be waged at this point in history.  Another man or woman in his position might not succeed.  At this crucial time, Straker is the (reluctant) warrior the battle requires.

 “Confetti Check A-OK” is such an emotionally-wrenching episode of UFO not only because it explores the reasons for Straker’s loneliness -- his status as separate, essentially, from the human race -- but because it shows the audience SHADO’s earliest days.

We meet the first international recruits in the program, see the construction of the underground control center, and even attend the initial meeting with international authorities wherein Straker requests funding to fight the most important war in human history.  We also see Straker’s frustration with the assignment he has drawn. “Sometimes it seems like we’re fighting a ten-headed monster,” he laments.

And fighting a ten-headed monster, alas, leaves little time to be a good husband, or an adequate father.  “Occasionally, just occasionally I’d like to see my husband,” Mary notes with anger.

The tragedy here is that Mary would likely understand Straker’s problem if he just explained the situation to her.  But the war with the aliens is top secret, and Straker feels that to inform Mary is not only a breach of protocol, but an act that could seriously endanger her life. 

Break the rule for once,” Mary implores, but Straker can’t do it. He will not bend, but he breaks his marriage.

Even when Mary suspects that Straker is having an extra-marital affair, he can’t tell her the truth.  He can’t defend himself, or his behavior.  All he can do is watch his marriage -- and his family -- slip away. 

And, with clenched jaw and piercing eyes, that’s exactly what he does.  Straker confides in no one about his pain.  He suffers alone, in silence.

In the wraparound scenes of “Confetti Check A-OK,” which take place in the present, Straker, acting as a good leader, attempts to assure that no one else in SHADO will have to contend with his personal demons.   A SHADO worker has just had a baby, and Straker immediately orders the man on leave. 

Then, the episode ends with Straker sitting alone -- forever alone -- in his office.

There are a number of genuinely great episodes of UFO, including “Timelash,” “Mindbender” and “A Question of Priorities,” but for my money, the title of best episode must go to “Confetti Check A-OK.” 

This episode reveals the man behind the Nehru jacket and punk haircut, and gives us precious insight into Straker’s character. 

The power of this UFO episode is such that, even with relatively few stories focusing on the characters, one feels intense sympathy for Straker throughout all 26 episodes.  He’s been through the wringer and given up everything to save the Earth. 

But no one in his life (outside the war) knows what a self-less hero he is.

I have always believed that UFO is a science-fiction series about one thing: cost.

Several episodes deal with the monetary cost of fighting a covert war against technologically superior foes. 

But some episodes -- such as “A Question of Priorities” and “Confetti Check A-OK” -- contend with the human, personal cost of fighting that war.

We see that cost written on Straker’s face here, as well as in other episodes, and that silent but ubiquitous pain is part of what makes him a great character in the sci-fi Valhalla, and a key element of what makes UFO a great series, even forty plus years later.

The other key element and perhaps the quality that keeps drawing me back to UFO is the feature film-quality cinematography of the series.  “Confetti Check A-OK” demonstrates this quality in spades.

At one point, Straker is seen separated from his family in his house. 

Between Straker and the camera is a white window frame (the visual equivalent of bars or a barrier…), and beyond the window is pounding rain.  


So we see Straker behind two “barriers,” the rain and the window-frame, and thus get the distinct sense of his isolation from those he loves.  Also, he is a man who keeps his emotions close to the vest, and would never be seen “crying.”  In this case, the rain does the crying for Straker; representing his interior emotional state.

Similarly, one of the episode’s closing shots reveals Straker in his office -- alone -- smoking a cigar.  The shot is a long one…from a perch outside his office door.  This composition suggests a final, irrevocable distance from the man.  He has no one to share space with and everyone, even “friends” like Alec, view him from this distance. They may catch a glimpse of "who" Straker is, but they must look beyond the door frame, and a wall-support.



At long last, the camera moves in -- perhaps because Straker is alone and unobserved by the other characters -- and the audience is afforded a close-up look of his sad, lonely face.  


Ed Straker is a man doomed -- cursed -- to be alone.  And "Confetti A-OK" proves it.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Collectible of the Week: UFO (Dinky)









Gerry Anderson's UFO: Meccano Magazine (July 1971)


Gerry Anderson's UFO Annual (1971)


Pop Art: UFO Novelizations (Warner Paperback Library)



Jigsaw Puzzle of the Week: Gerry Anderson's UFO (Arrow Games Ltd.)





Lunchbox of the Week: Gerry Anderson's UFO



Theme Song of the Week: Gerry Anderson's UFO (1970)

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

The Visitors are Coming: V: The Series: "The Dissident" (December 14, 1984)


In “The Dissident,” Ham Tyler (Michael Ironside) and Kyle Bates (Jeff Yagher) stumble upon Diana’s new “toy:” a Visitor force field that will destroy all vehicles going in and out of Los Angeles at the touch of a button.

Realizing that Diana can effectively control -- and starve -- his city, Nathan Bates (Lane Smith) negotiates for a password that will allow his forces to pass safely through a tunnel or corridor in the force field.

Meanwhile, Donovan (Marc Singer) and Ham travel to the L.A. Mothership to rescue the only person capable of destroying the force field: its inventor, the blind Visitor named Jacob.

Now a member of the Fifth Column, Jacob is also the father of Visitor technology and Diana (Jane Badler) seeks to convert him to her cause.




After last week’s better-than-average installment, “The Overlord,” “The Dissident” is a return to the standard action-adventure fare the series was offering on a regular basis.

Once again, for instance, V: The Series (1984 – 1985) trots out the same stock footage of the sky-fighter battle from the original V miniseries. It has already been featured on the series at least once, in “Liberation Day” and the dogfight is instantly recognizable here.  Thus, it isn't particularly thrilling.

Worse, “The Dissident” features highly implausible action overall. 

Here, Donovan and Ham not only sneak aboard the L.A. mothership, but launch a successful strike on the bridge (while managing, yet, not to kill Diana in the ensuing gun-fight). V: The Final Battle explained well how to get to the colossal ship’s control center, the Resistance it had to penetrate levels and levels of security, and soldiers.
 
Here…not so much. Attacking the bridge is easy, and everyone important -- on both sides of the war divide -- survives intact.


If it were really this easy to infiltrate and attack the supreme HQ of an alien force, there would be no war. The Visitors would have been run off our planet after a month.

Also, the whole plot of “The Dissident” belies old-fashioned TV thinking. In short, we are not expected to remember next week what happens this week, or what happened last week.

To wit: the same plot is used again and again. Diana gets a new weapon, and the Resistance destroys it.  Everything ends in the restoration of the status quo until Diana invents the next scheme to destroy the Resistance. 

In a way, this was also the plot of “Visitors’ Choice.”  

In both cases, the weapon is introduced as a threat, removed as a threat, and the inventor of the threat (whether Sybil Danning’s Mary Krueger or Jacob, here) is killed so that the threat can’t recur. End of episode.

Don’t Visitors keep back-up files of their research?


This episode doesn't really track all that well with the final episode of the series, either.  In "The Return," we learn, for example, that the Leader himself is the Father of Visitor Technology, the creator of it all.  That seems to contradict with the information we get here vis-a-vis Jacob.

Nor is “The Dissident” helped by the fact that early in the first act it introduces a series of clips of Robin’s (Blair Tefkin) pregnancy from V: The Final Battle (1984) as the character’s nightmare.  The episode must have run short on original edit, and required this dramatic padding to reach the required length. 

In this case, however, the flashback only reminds one how much better the mini-series was than its follow-up series…

The end of “The Dissident” sees Diana blowing up Lydia’s (June Chadwick) shuttle, an act which seems to subtract a character from the long cast list.  But -- thank Heaven! -- the treacherous and scheming Lydia returns a few episodes down the line.  In fact, Lydia's apparent destruction (and surprise survival) sets up a nice upcoming story arc involving the Visitor commander, Charles.



What largely seems missing from “The Dissident” is any real or cerebral examination of Jacob as a meaningful character with a moral code. I like the idea that the builder of the destructive Visitor technology is blind, a nice visual indicator that he couldn’t really “see” the evil he was doing.  

But other than his physical condition, we find out precious little else about Jacob here.  How was he apprehended in the first place? Why did a man of his importance travel to the front line and Earth? What has he been doing to support the Fifth Column cause?  If he is a Dissident, what is his philosophy?  What does he stand for?

In other words, the concept of Jacob is terrific but in practice he just feels like a cog in the machine, a character designed to appear for one episode and then be quickly forgotten.

Disposable character; disposable episode.

Next week: V: The Series’ evil twin episode: “Reflections in Terror.”

Movie Trailer: Odd Thomas (2013)

Monday, May 26, 2014

Cult-TV Theme Watch: T-Rex



A T-Rex -- or Tyrannosaurus Rex -- is an extinct carnivorous biped, a dinosaur of the Cretaceous Period.

The Tyrannosaurus Rex’s name means “king,” essentially, though technically “tyrant lizard.” 

The T-Rex is believed to have lived in the western portion of what is now the United States.

This regal and very dangerous creature has appeared frequently on cult-television programming over the decades, due in part, no doubt, to its enduring popularity with children.

The Land of the Lost franchise features two of television’s most famous examples of the T-Rex. 


In the original Land of the Lost (1974 – 1977), the Marshalls tangled with a T-Rex called Grumpy.  Grump often patrolled the area around the Marshall’s cave home on High Bluff.  When he tried to stick his nose into that cave, the Marshalls would employ a “fly swatter” -- a long log -- to repel him.



In the 1990s remake of Land of the Lost (1991 – 1992), The Porter family had to contend with another T-Rex, this one named Scarface for the wounds on his visage.  Like Grumpy before him, Scarface made it a habit to remain near the Porters’ homestead, in this case located at a tree house.

The Doctor Who (1963 – 1989; 2005 - ) saga has also featured tyrannosaurs on more than one occasion.  In the Third Doctor (Jon Pertwee) Era in the 1970s, one serial was called “Invasion of the Dinosaurs (1974) and it featured a T-Rex attacking London.


In 2012’s “Dinosaurs on a Spaceship,” the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) and his companions traveled to a Silurian Ark approaching Earth, one in which the cargo is…dinosaurs.  Among them is at least one T-Rex.



Other examples of the T-Rex have been seen on Sliders, (1995-2000), Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World (1999 – 2002) and Primeval (2007 -2011).  The creature has also appeared frequently on child's programming such as Dinosaur Train (2009 - )

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