A
reader named David writes:
"I was wondering what
you think about all the ‘vs’ movies.
Good for movies or
bad? What say you?”
David,
that’s a great question, and it gets to the crux of my perpetual conflict on
the subject.
I
grew up with “vs” movies, as you call them. Specifically, films such as King
Kong vs. Godzilla (1962).
So I do have a fondness for them, as a fan. I can't honestly deny that fact.
It
is, however, an irrational, nostalgic fondness.
By
contrast, as a critic -- and as veteran of AVPR (2007) or Freddy vs. Jason (2003) --
I dread the ‘vs’ movies because they are generally terrible.
Basically, what happens is this: two franchises that I love get thrown together in a blender. What
emerges is usually less than the sum of the ingredients.
Why?
The characters fighting come from separate and therefore incongruent realities. Batman could never, without a certain set of events occurring, be a match for Superman. Similarly, Godzilla has atomic breath, and would annihilate King Kong in searing, momentary flash of light.
And if Jason goes to sleep, Freddy would have him for breakfast.
And if Jason goes to sleep, Freddy would have him for breakfast.
There's really no challenge, except one created artificially, and for purposes of strip-mining franchises.
So
there’s this fan part of my brain that gets “pinged” when I hear titles like Batman
vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice, or about a new version of King
Kong vs. Godzilla. I'm excited!
This is an
instinctive, involuntary response.
But
then my conscious mind kicks in and I realize that if past is prologue, the
truth will be that the movies are probably not going to live up to
expectations, or even be particularly good on their own terms.
They’ll handle
characters I love on merely a superficial basis, and focus on the celebrity
death-match aspect of the action instead of real characterization
By contrast, I really love how Predator 2 (1990) introduces the creatures from the Alien franchise
into the Predator world. The connection is established, the viewer understands
it, and the movie continues, uninterrupted.
I like that encounter in Predator 2
(with the alien bones revelation in the spaceship…) better than either AVP movie, frankly. If
cross-pollination of franchises is necessary, I like the idea of one popular character (like Godzilla) taking on a small, but important role, rather than the whole movie becoming a
wrestling match between two Goliaths.
As
a fan -- I admit -- I’m absolutely tantalized by the promise of these match-ups. I read recently about the idea of Hellraiser
vs. Halloween.
It sounds great on first blush.
But then I think, analytically, how difficult it is to make just a good
Hellraiser or good Halloween film on its own.
So suddenly I’m supposed to have faith that both those franchises can be
handled properly…in one film?
Again,
the tide of history suggests we wouldn’t really like the outcome, some exceptions not withstanding.
And a bad "versus" movie can kill two franchises with one stone.
You also ask if these versus movies are good for movies in general, as an art form.
I think the answer, over the
long term, must be negative.
The first few will probably make a lot of money, and then people will realize that “vs” template is actually just a way to sell us on more, endless superhero movies, or answer questions we would have better off left in our imaginations.
The first few will probably make a lot of money, and then people will realize that “vs” template is actually just a way to sell us on more, endless superhero movies, or answer questions we would have better off left in our imaginations.
Is it really necessary, after all, to know who would win in a battle: The Terminator or RoboCop?
So I worry that "vs." movies are the new "reboots," or "prequels," a "fresh' way to squeeze money from creatively exhausted series.
Let's have some new, original movies instead.
Don’t
forget to ask me your questions at Muirbusiness@yahoo.com
What did you think of DAWN OF JUSTICE anyway? It was one of my big contrarian causes of the year; at least until the last act, one of the most stylistically and thematically distinct and interesting superhero films in years.
ReplyDeleteHi Tristan, I'm going to post a review soon!
DeleteOh good.
DeleteI've always thought that a "personally possessive title" (fictitious e.g. Yellnick McWaughwa's The Dismal Swamp Canal Creature) feels to me like it should be a sure sign of a terrible movie but it's never proven to be that in reality.
ReplyDeleteWhile a "vs" film may sound fun on paper, I don't recall ever seeing one I really liked. This whole Hellrasier vs. Halloween idea is new to me, and quite honestly, I think it's not a good one. I don't know if they were thinking of making it a comic or a film, but I'm pretty sure that the film version won't happen anytime soon. As far as I know, a new Hellraiser film is currently in the works at Dimension Films (apparently they're on the verge of losing the film rights so they need to get it out quickly) and Dimension lost the rights to Halloween just last year, so I don't think there will be a "vs" film now that they're not both under the same roof. Likewise, Blumhouse is moving ahead with a new Halloween film, with John Carpenter as the producer - and apparently he's interesting in having a more "hands on" approach. This could be a good thing for Halloween, but we'll see...
ReplyDeleteRatko H.
This superhero vs idea is certainly natural to the world of comic book movies.
ReplyDeleteWe grew up with superhero comic books where heroes battled villains and or other superheroes due to misunderstandings etc... But I can't say it translates well to film. It worked very well in comic books where our imaginations ran wild and we were young. It just seems less interesting as an adult film. Definitely just my take. I'm one of the few not purchasing tickets.
Godzilla kind of wrote the book in film and wasn't working from other sources or comic books. Extending the Godzilla legacy through battle Royales arrived in differing degrees of success, and today nostalgia keeps those classic films alive for me. I m not drawn to the newer films with the same rigor but I like them. I also love anything gamera vs for some reason.
And I'd have to give the go ahead to terminator over robocop particularly depending on the alloy make up
;)
Joking...you're right that would be dumb idea.