Well, 007 Week is now at an end!
I hope you have enjoyed it as much
as I have. As you read these words, I’ll
be screening SPECTRE (2015) with my wife, and experiencing the next chapter
in the Craig Era.
Hopefully, it’s a worthwhile
entry. Look for my review next Tuesday,
right here.
Now, to end the week, I’m including
my extremely individual and biased ranking of the Bond films from best-to-worst.
This is a snapshot of my evolving
ideas on the movie franchise, and in three years -- in time for the next film --
I may rank some entries differently.
But for right now, here’s how I
tally ‘em up, and a few thumbnail reasons for my choices.
007 Films, Ranked
Best to Worst (and categorized by quality):
The
Great:
1. From Russia with Love
(1963): Greatest
fight in the series (Train Car); greatest soldier villain (Red Grant), and Sean
Connery at his most charming/fit.
2. Goldfinger
(1964): Greatest
villain (Auric Goldfinger), greatest car (Aston Martin), great pre-title sequence
prototype, great car, great sacrificial lambs (Jill and Tilly Masterson), and
greatest overall leitmotif (gold).
3. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
(1969): The most
human Bond film. The first “re-grounding” effort in the saga, and one that considers
Bond as a person. Greatest Bond Girl
Ever: Diana Rigg’s Tracy Bond.
4. Casino Royale
(2006): Another
great “re-grounding” effort, after the ludicrous Die Another Day (2002) Gives
us the most physically-fit, believable Bond in Daniel Craig, and offers a solid
villain (Mads Mikkelsen) and great Bond Girl, to rival Tracy: Eva Green’s
Vesper. In a way, a great “origin story,” and in 20 something other films, we’ve
never really had that.
5.
Licence to Kill (1989): Timothy Dalton’s final film was
only twenty-five years ahead of its time, giving us a bloody, serious, tortured
Bond on a mission of vengeance. Features one of the franchise’s all-time great
villains, the quasi-Shakespearean Sanchez (Robert Davi).
6.
For Your Eyes Only (1981): The Bond re-grounding film, after
the excesses of Moonraker (1979) that proved Roger Moore can be a great James
Bond. The film eschews fantasy, and shows how resourceful Bond can be. The car
chase with the junky old Citroen proves it’s not the car that matters, it’s the
man behind the wheel. The film also features the most suspenseful scene in all
the canon, with Moore’s 007 scaling a sheer mountainside as villains attempt to
send him plummeting to his doom.
The
Good:
7. Skyfall (2012):
Who knew Bond had
a Mommy Complex? This film, in keeping with the Craig Era, gives us more
insight into the creation of Bond’s world, adding flesh to the bones of
Moneypenny, Q, and even the new M.
8. Dr. No
(1962): The first
Bond film, and the one to set the tone/style for the series. Features a great villain, an amazing Bond girl,
and made Sean Connery a star.
9.
The Living Daylights (1987): Another re-grounding film (this
time after A View to a Kill), giving us a younger, more vigorous Bond in
Timothy Dalton. The film speaks meaningfully to then current events (the Reagan
Administrations’ shadowy arms deal with the Iranians), and gives the audience
the most human, flawed 007 since Lazenby’s in 1969.
10. Never Say Never Again
(1983): Overall,
this one gets high marks from me because the film acknowledges that Bond (Sean Connery)
has aged, and must now rely on his wits and cunning. The film’s villains are of
the 1980s “push button” age, playing video games and remotely detonating bombs,
but Bond is a moving human target, relying on instincts. Great antagonists here, too.
11.
Live and Let Die (1973): This Bond, the first starring Roger
Moore, apes the Blaxploitation movie trend of the time period, but holds
together well. Features the best title
song of the franchise, and one of the finest Bond girls, Jane Seymour’s
Solitaire. The presence of Baron Samedi –
Death Himself – also adds a layer of visual and thematic artistry to the
affair.
12.
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977): A veritable remake of You
Only Live Twice (1967), only with nuclear submarines instead of rockets.
But this movie features a great Bond car (the Lotus Esprit) and the finest pre-title
sequence of the saga, with Moore’s Bond skiing off a mountainside and deploying
a parachute.
13. Quantum of Solace
(2008): Craig’s
sophomore outing in the 007 role is best enjoyed as the second half of Casino
Royale (2006). On that basis – as well as its pastiche-style recycling
of classic Bond images (girl in oil; girl in gold; Quantum = SPECTRE) -- the
film worth revisiting.
14.
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997): Brosnan’s best Bond; a rip-roaring
social critique of the 24-hour news cycle, and the rise of cable news. Michelle
Yeoh is a fantastic ally for Bond, and Brosnan seems especially committed to
the proceedings, especially in his scenes with Teri Hatcher.
15.
Goldeneye (1995): After the ahead-of-its-time Licence
to Kill, Pierce Brosnan’s first outing is a perfectly entertaining -- and
perfectly bland -- re-establishment of the series’ spectacular side. Unlike other re-grounding Bond films, this
one is all about re-establishing the series’ “big,” outrageous moments. One
downside is the funeral dirge-like soundtrack, which casts a pall over what
should be a fun, buoyant, Bond film.
The
Fair:
16. Thunderball (1965):
This Bond film is
over-long, edited poorly, and features one of the dullest villains ever: Largo.
By this time, it’s also clear that Sean Connery is also getting bored in the
role of 007. This is the “tipping” Bond in his era, the film that starts the
descent towards crap (see: Diamonds are Forever.)
17. You Only Live Twice (1967): Features a great villain (Donald
Pleasence), a great gadget (Little Nellie), and a great headquarters (inside a
volcano), but also feels bloated, and is weighted down by Connery’s apparent
disinterest in the whole enterprise. Also, there’s his terrible Japanese make-up…
18. The Man with the Golden Gun
(1974): Roger
Moore’s second film is fun but pretty unmemorable, overall. A low point in the film is the return of Live
and Let Die’s bigoted Southern sheriff. A high point is Maude Adams
19.
Octopussy (1983): Another disposable entry in the
Moore Era. Not bad, but nothing special either (except for the pre-title
sequence with the AcroStar mini-jet). Roger Moore looks old and disinterested,
and the last thing the series needed at this juncture was to feature his 007 dressed
as a circus clown.
20. The World is Not Enough
(1999): Sophie
Marceau is fantastic in this film as Bond’s lover/nemesis, but Denise Richards
isn’t exactly cut out to be a nuclear physicist. More than Brosnan’s first two
Bond films, this one feels like little more than re-shuffled elements (another
boat chase, another ski chase, another submarine set-piece…).
Below
Average:
21. Moonraker
(1979): Pardon my
schizophrenia. As a Star Wars kid I love this film without reservation. As a Bond fan, this film is low-points of
source, made so by the campy, tongue-in-cheek approach and every single scene
featuring Jaws. That said, I could watch
this any day and be thoroughly entertained. I could do without the pigeon doing
a double-take, and the gondola-turned hover-craft.
22. A View to a Kill
(1985): I should
look as good as Roger Moore does in this film, when I’m his age. That said, he’s
still way too old to be a convincing James Bond at this point. The film is bloated and slow, and Tanya
Robert’s Stacy Sutton is the most annoying Bond Girl of the series. Christopher Walken, Grace Jones, and Duran
Duran are all “fresh” ingredients in the franchise that utterly fail to enliven
this beached-whale of an epic.
23.
Diamonds are Forever (1971): Terrible, awful, no-good effort
that sees Connery’s retirement from the role until 1983. The film’s steadfast
refusal to connect itself to On Her Majesty’s Secret Service is insulting, as
is Blofeld’s death scene. Overlong and
with a confusing plot.
24. Die Another Day
(2002): The first
twenty or so minutes of this Bond film -- which see 007 (Pierce Brosnan)
captured, tortured and humiliated in North Korea -- are great; a fresh launching
point for the saga. But then – after a serious first act – the film devolves
into excess: ice palaces, invisible cars, power gloves, and Bond surfing CGI
tsunamis. Excessive, stupid, and a sad end for Brosnan’s era.
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