Now here's "a beauty," as Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott might say!
It's a Star Trek talking alarm clock from the early 1990s (and released by a company called Top Banana.)
It features "voice alarm sound of communicator" followed by "landing party to Enterprise. Beam us up Scotty."
Then the "transporter beam sound is heard while a shaft of light beams down on the planet's surface."
There's also a "snooze feature," and a four event digital clock. Beam me back to sleep...