One of the horror genre's "most widely read critics" (Rue Morgue # 68), "an accomplished film journalist" (Comic Buyer's Guide #1535), and the award-winning author of Horror Films of the 1980s (2007), The Rock and Roll Film Encyclopedia (2007) and Horror Films of the 1970s (2002), John Kenneth Muir, presents his blog on film, television and nostalgia, named one of the Top 100 Film Studies Blog on the Net.
“The Skull,” a criminal master-mind called The Skull (Geoffrey Lewis) sets a
plan in motion to awaken and re-animate all the evil geniuses in man’s history. He decides to start with a famous Mummy, King
the bandaged villain, The Skull plans to steal the 10 million dollar Selma
it is Frankenstein’s birthday and the Monster Squad celebrates the day before
tangling with the Skull.
Frankenstein is captured by Skull and Toot, his friends must come to the
like most episodes of Monster Squad (1976), “The Skull”
isn’t particularly good, it is notable, perhaps because it hits so many
mid-1970s Zeitgeist notes.
instance, the episode involves an ‘energy crisis’ -- a key term in the era of
OPEC embargoes and gas
there was a resurgence of interest in King Tut in the pop culture of the 1970s,
and this episode transforms him into an evil henchman.
there is talk of “black outs” in the episode, another perennial problem of the
these specific 1970s touchstones, the episode actually features some new turns
in the by-now highly repetitive formula.
example, the Skull escapes the climactic fight and flees to a graveyard,
forcing the werewolf to fight him there.
The graveyard set is terribly cheap looking -- you can see the grass
“sheet” moving back and forth as a battle in an open grave commences – but at
least the episode doesn’t rely on the frequently seen final free-for-all or
melee in the villain’s HQ that is usually featured.
this is a nice episode for the Frankenstein Monster, who celebrates his birthday,
and is threatened with death by electrocution by the Skull. He survives, and even gets a “charge” out of
his experience, but the character holds center stage well.
Squad episodes go, this is the most tolerable entry since “Ultra
Sound plays such a vital essence of any
film, whether horror, sci-fi, or comedy, that the audience almost- takes it for
granted. Not so for John Krasinski's masterful shocker A Quiet Place. Practically
a silent movie, Krasinski's film reminds audiences just how much noise we make
even without trying. Even something as gentle as a foot rustling in grass can
be deafening when the rest of the world is absolutely still. And silence is tantamount
in the world created in A Quiet Place, for even the softest
whisper can get you and your loved ones eviscerated by creatures in wait.
The world is almost vacant, the human race
almost decimated. Alien beings with hyper-sensitive hearing have slaughtered
everyone. One family has survived because they could communicate through sign
language -- their only daughter (Millicent Simmonds) is deaf. Mother (Emily
Blunt), father (Krasinski) and their three children live on a farm in upstate
New York. They sneak into their deserted town for resources, drugs, food etc. They
think they've covered all their bases, made sure that everyone is safe, but 2
AA batteries become blood in the water for the family.
Krasinski turns the suspense on high, with
several terrifying set pieces and makes every sound seem dangerous.Something as ordinary as picking a pill
container from a shelf becomes a hair-raising moment if any of the bottles
should topple over. He concentrates the camera on potential dangers, like a
nail sticking on a step-board or a birthing, and pounds the fear into the
audience that something horrific is around the corner. The film has minimal
gore but relies on shock, tautness, and cringe moments.
The script by Krasinski, Bryan Woods and
Scott Beck wastes no time with exposition or flashbacks. The prologue takes place
a few months after the attack and the rest of the film, a year and a half after
day zero. There's no explanations of why or how, just a few clues in newspaper
clippings. The unknown becomes a leading horror. There's no idea how many alien
monsters exist, where they came from, or how to kill them, so the family is
always in peril. Adding to the horror, the film centers purely on the family.
Other than a random character or two, the family is the audiences' only focal
point. There's not a bus of camp counselors with victim tattooed to their
foreheads, just the family, in constant jeopardy.
There are a few stretches of the
imagination. For the storyline, having a main character pregnant, where one
cannot stop the noises of childbirth or control a baby's wails, only adds to
the tension, however, it's hard to believe that the parents in this situation
would have done everything up to wrapping each other's full bodies in condoms
to not get pregnant while merciless creatures are on the warpath. Also, because
the aliens' weakness is revealed to the audience way before the characters, the
public has plenty of time to work out why the characters should have been a bit
savvier in bringing down the monsters.
Without the performances, the movie would
never work. Krasinski, Blunt and the children play their roles without irony.
The pain on their face throughout the film gives the illusion the actors are as
terrified as their characters. Because this family unit is the whole film, the
two leads, married in real life, have built formidable relationships with
Simmonds, Noah Jupe, and Cade Woodward, so that the bonds between them are
Just like John William's seminal theme for
Jaws, the score by Marco Beltrami warns the
audience to hold tight to their neighbor's hand. Sounding like a fog horn over
rattling tin, the music is simplistic but primal.
The creatures are reminiscent of Stan
Winston's aliens from the space franchise, with spiderlike bodies and
protruding teeth.By adding pumpkin-like
heads that glow and pull apart to reveal more teeth and ear drums that glow,
the motion capture monsters feel fresh.
Like last year's Oscar winner Jordan
Peele, another comedy actor has emerged as a horror icon, someone not only
carrying the torch but reinventing it.John Krasinski's A Quiet Place is as startling as the
early juggernauts of Steven Spielberg (Jaws), John Carpenter (Halloween),
and Tobe Hooper (Texas Chainsaw Massacre). It will be exciting to see what brave
new world he invents next.
Kolchak: The Night Stalker, written by Richard Matheson (based on an unpublished story by Jeff Rice) originally aired in 1971. It was -- and for many years after, remained -- the highest rated TV movie of a generation.
Our journey begins in Las Vegas in the early 1970s, where down-on-his luck reporter Carl Kolchak (Darren McGavin) is working for a rag called the Daily News under the thumb of editor Tony Vincenzo.
It seems Kolchak was once one of the great journalists of the day, but he's been fired more times than you can count, and is looking for that one earth-shattering story that will catapult him back to the big time in New York City. He shares these dreams with a local prostitute, Gale Foster (Carol Lynley), but she isn't holding out much hope. In the latter half of May, however, a series of brutal killings are uncovered in Las Vegas. Four women are found dead, their bodies drained entirely of blood. And oddly, the coroner (Larry Linville) has found saliva in their wounds, indicating that an honest-to-goodness vampire might be the culprit...
Kolchak considers this theory but runs into a brick wall erected by the mayor and Las Vegas's chief law enforcement official, Sheriff Butcher (Claude Akins). They refuse to consider Kolchak's theory, and consequently more citizens die. Finally, once the culprit is named -- Janos Skorzeny -- the police are unable to stop the 70 year-old man because bullets seem to have no effect on the oddly youthful assailant.
Realizing it is up to him, Kolchak locates the vampire's house, rescues Skorzeny's latest victim, and finishes off the vampire with a well-placed stake to the heart. But in order to keep the story quiet, Butcher prepares to charge Kolchak with murder...unless he leaves Las Vegas for good. Kolchak does so, and also learns that Gale Foster has left town, never to be heard from again.
In this project, writer Richard Matheson provides reporter Carl Kolchak with a real and individual voice, a stirring and interesting first case, and even an unforgettable sense of humor. McGavin does the rest, playing up the role with a rat-a-tat, staccato delivery that remains unmatched to this day. Kolchak is not your typical protagonist, but rather a persistent little irritant with a nose for news, and a penchant for annoying those in power. The story itself, about a vampire on the loose in Las Vegas, remains more interesting for what it doesn't tell you. Rather than spoon feeding audiences the background information, there's plenty here that is just mentioned in passing.
For instance, late in the story, Kolchak breaks into Skorzeny's house and finds an open traveler's crate. Inside the trunk, we see Skorzeny's disguises, and even some make-up. There's face paint, wigs, etc, and instantly (but importantly, without comment...) we get a sense of the vampire's long history, and his travels from Berlin to London to Canada to the United States (as enumerated in a police press conference.) It's just a nice little touch that acknowledges how a vampire could be immortal, and as a consequence of that life span, be well-traveled to boot.
I also admire the artistic and efficient way this TV film was shot (by director John Llewelyn Moxey). The opening shots are hand-held, on-the-spot views of a busy strip in Vegas at night, and the atmosphere is pure seventies, pure sleaze.
As a set-up for the first vampire attack (in a dark alley...), it's just perfect how quickly and cogently a sense of atmosphere is mastered with one tool (a shaky cam) and one well-observed location (a crowded street corner.) It's an informative opening shot: the hand-held feel of the camera makes us feel tense immediately, like we're among the street walkers ourselves.
Finally, I should note that it has been about six years since I last saw this tele-film, and I was pleasantly surprised to see how well it holds up today. For one thing, the climactic moments of the film are much scarier and much more suspenseful than I remembered. Watching it this time, I noticed how the soundtrack goes almost completely silent during Kolchak's long, tense exploration of Skorzeny's house. No mood music to speak of; very few sound effects, even. The result is that the only sound I could hear during this extended sequence was my own heart beating in anticipation and fear. The sequence must have lasted a good four or five minutes, and when the music and sound effects did finally arrive (as Skorzeny returns home...) the transition from silence made the denouement all that more exciting.
One of the things that I will always love about Darren McGavin's Kolchak is the fact that though we say he's a hero, he really isn't a traditional, physical hero. As displayed here, Kolchak's great gift is that he speaks truth and common sense to power. That's a wonderful trait. But it's not exactly something that comes in handy while monster hunting. So he's vulnerable in a very sympathy-provoking way.
There's a great moment in this tele-film when Kolchak walks to his car by pitch of black nighttime. He sits down, starts driving, and then gets a sense -- just a sense -- that there's someone in the car with him.
He stops the car, jumps out in a panic, and learns that one of his informants has fallen asleep in the back seat. He's pissed off and humiliated that he reacted in such a fashion, and we get a laugh out of his predicament. There's absolutely nothing heroic or grand about Kolchak's case of the creeps or jitters (and embarrassment afterwards), but boy is it human, and realistic. Again, we see Richard Matheson's sense of the human, of the ordinary, and we recognize Kolchak in ourselves. McGavin's humorous, honest and human portrayal greatly enhances the efficacy of the blood-curdling finale. It wouldn't work half-as-well if McGavin were a more traditionally handsome, more physically "capable" kind of action-hero.
As it is, we breathe a sigh of relief that he made it through the night! (Let alone a TV series...) Next week: The Night Strangler.
“The Wizard,” the Monster Squad learns the Washington Monument and Mount
Rushmore have completely vanished. Walt (Fred Grandy) worries that America will
become a country “without traditions” and he sends his friends to investigate.
the missing monuments, Drac, Frank, and the Werewolf discover a villain called
the Wizard (Arthur Malet). The Wizard is upset with the United States
government because it sold him a thousand acres of worthless land.
the Wizard plans on miniaturizing and stealing all the nation’s monuments --
including the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State Building -- using his
“presto changer” device.
once the treasures are in his possession, the Wizard will restore them to their
normal size and offer admission to visitors…on his no-longer worthless real estate
Wizard” is yet another high-camp goof-fest on Monster Squad (1976), a
Saturday morning series that tries hard to be funny but is generally only
this installment, the Wizard -- possessed of his “presto changer”
shrinking/enlarging device -- wreaks havoc in Arizona. The monsters defeat him, but not before
Frankenstein and the Wolf Man end up in shrunken form, and Dracula is hit with
laughing gas. Also in “The Wizard,” Walt
develops a “universal antidote” to al poisons to medical science…and puts it
into cookie form.
not much to note here besides Monster Squad’s slavish, persistent
devotion to repeating Batman’s (1966 -1968) camp
formula. On that ABC show, however, the
performers were better, the production design -- while ridiculous -- was also
far superior, and a lot of the material was genuinely funny. Batman is high art compared to this
point to note here: Dracula’s (Henry Polic II) white pancake make-up is a good
deal lighter and more flesh-toned in “the Wizard,” and future episodes than in
is an indication, perhaps, that either the heavy make-up was harming Mr.
Polic’s skin, or taking too much time to apply.
the change in Drac’s complexion is very noticeable indeed, especially when one
looks back at previous segments.
“The Sky is Falling,” a strange alien probe seems to assault Dr. Smith
(Jonathan Harris), leading him to fear that an alien invasion is imminent.
Robinsons attempt to calm down Smith -- this cosmic Chicken Little -- but very soon humanoid
aliens do beam to the planet on rays of light during a matter-transfer process, and set up a small research
Like the Robinsons, the
visiting aliens are a family: a mother, a father, and a young boy.
Smith advises murdering the aliens before more of their brethren get a foothold
on the planet, Robinson (Guy Williams) argues for saner heads.
But when Will (Bill Mumy) disappears, Smith
is able to ratchet up everybody’s fear and suspicion.
suggests that the aliens have abducted Will, though the truth is that Will is
helping the alien child, who has developed an illness from exposure to the
armed, the Robinsons lead a small assault team, consisting of John, Don (Mark
Goddard) and Smith) to the alien territory, ready to kill to retrieve Will.
the aliens are also suspicious of the humans, and are missing their son too. Worse, they have superior weapons…
Sky is Falling” is another great, classic episode of Lost in Space (1965 –
1968). It rises right to the top of the series catalog
(alongside “My Friend, Mr. Nobody,”) in fact.
idea underlining the episode is that, simply, on the frontier there are no
lurks around every corner, and fear is a constant companion. But if that fear spirals out of control,
violence is inevitable.
Therefore, it is incumbent on all of us to control our fears; to remain
rational in the face of the unknown.
this case, Smith is the provocative agent of fear, playing on the Robinsons’
protective instincts towards Will.Smith
wants to destroy (meaning murder…) the alien family, even though that alien
family has done him no harm, and has shown no signs of aggression.
contrast, Robinson argues nobly and logically against war. “There’s
every chance we can live together in peace,” he suggests.
Smith won’t surrender even though, as he acknowledge, he has no proof that the
aliens are hostile in any way.
“Evidence? What do I care about evidence?”
other words, he has an agenda, and the facts be damned.
also makes a cogent argument about dealing with alien life and alien
morality in general. He thinks the situation
through, even though others demand immediate, violent action.
Specifically, Robinson asks what happens if the
Robinsons do start a war, and they are successful in the campaign. What happens next, when the thousands of aliens that
Smith fearfully anticipates do arrive?
Because the Robinsons have acted violently, they truly will stand no
chance of survival.
-- as Machiavellian thinkers will -- dismisses Robinson’s ideas of “universal brotherhood” as hopelessly
idealistic, misguided. When a person wants a war, we see, he or she will do
anything to get it, against the better angels of our human nature, and against
the simple facts, even.
Sky is Falling” looks at this total irrationality, this tendency to react
fearfully and in a cowardly fashion, in the face of the unknown.
And remember, Lost
in Space acts universally as a space age metaphor for the American West, and the settlement
of that territory in American history. The Robinsons encountering an alien family brings up,
naturally, the idea of American pioneers encountering Native Americans, and the
possibilities that arise from that encounter.
You can either choose courage and peace, or choose fear, conflict, and ultimately genocide. Which path ennobles us? Which path damns us?
"The Sky is Falling" is a moral story worthy of Star Trek, because it concerns mankind choosing to be
better in the future than he was in his past. We do not have to be trapped by our history. We can overcome it.
But, importantly, this exact story could not work on Star Trek as effectively
as it does within the pioneer family paradigm of Lost in Space. Here, we
understand what’s at stake: parents worrying for a missing child, and therefore drawing
the absolutely worst conclusion about what has happened to him.
Where our children are concerned, we want to
take no chances. We must be their
vigilant protectors. And when we fear they are in danger...watch out. I say this as a parent, myself.
does this sense of paternal and maternal protection mean, lacking information, we should go to war…out of ignorance?
That’s the campaign Smith begins in “The Sky
is Falling. Finally, only Will and the alien boy -- representing the
possibilities of tomorrow, or the future -- can get the adults to lay down
their arms and face each other not with fear, but with humanity.
you can’t have Smith starting a war every week, every single episode, but “The
Sky is Falling” finds a worthwhile use for the oft-over-exposed character.
If the Robinsons
represent the best of humanity the rational, caring, “pioneer spirit,” Smith
represents the worst qualities: cowardice, fear, hatred, prejudice.
When push comes to shove on the final
frontier, the question becomes, which “human nature” -- Smith’s or the family’s
-- will prevail?
Sky is Falling” is just about a perfect episode of Lost in Space in this format, reminding us
that when we move on to the next horizon, outer space, we will take with us not just our
angels, but our demons too.
In terms of
historic/canonical importance, this episode also gives Smith his first opportunity for
another memorable catchphrase: “Have no fear, Smith is here.”
important in context. Have no fear? Smith is the one who
brings the fear! It is his presence that nearly leads the Robinsons into a
disastrous and unnecessary war. But, in typically self-deluded fashion, he sees himself as the hero. As Yoda himself might tell him, wars don't make anyone great, or a hero.
“The Oasis,” a drought imperils the Robinson settlement.
the water conversion units that Don (Mark Goddard) has installed in the desert can’t
keep up with the family’s demand for water.
Smith (Jonathan Harris) makes the problem exponentially worse by taking a
shower, using up all but two gallons of the water reserve.
and angry, the Robinsons go out in search of water, and find an oasis in the
the water tastes strange and toxic, but several moist, mango-like fruits are growing. John (Guy Williams) insists that they test
the fruit before sampling it, but Dr. Smith and Debbie both break the rules and
try the fruits
believing the Robinsons have poisoned him, heads off into the desert alone.
at the camp, Debbie grows to colossal size after eating the fruit. The
Robinsons realize that the same thing could happen to Smith. He will soon be a giant.
(June Lockhart) goes to the over-grown Smith and attempts to convince him to
return to camp.
Oasis” is a not-particularly compelling episode of Lost in Space (1965 –
1968), and one that demonstrates the series’ propensity to veer towards outright
Smith eats an alien fruit that transforms him into a giant. Despite the overtly fantastic elements of the
episode, the special effects are handled with remarkable aplomb, and several
well-staged trick shots sell visually the concept of a giant Zachary Smith.
this is a strong episode for Maureen Robinson, who demonstrates her forgiving
and sympathetic character. Again and
again, she takes the initiative -- though always asking permission from John --
as a go-between for the two camps, the Robinsons and Dr. Smith. Maureen acts as a peace maker and as a friend
to both camps, and does so without ego or self-interest.
intriguing, and far less believable are the family’s reactions to Smith’s
departure. Once more, Smith does something absolutely selfish -- taking a
shower and using twenty-two gallons of the family’s water supply -- and when
the family responds with irritation, he doesn’t even apologize.
when he believes he has been poisoned, Smith swears to kill the Robinsons. He sabotages and steals the last water
conversion unit device. If he is going to die, then they will die too, he
the Robinsons all mope about the camp, and discuss how much they miss Dr.
Smith. They ponder the ways they could have been nicer to him, or more
accommodating to him. Maureen has a sympathetic speech here about she considers
Smith an “injustice collector,” and
that basically, he’s harmless.
he’s demonstrated time and time again that he isn’t harmless.
episode back he tried to sell Will to fifth dimension aliens.
episodes back, Smith sabotaged John’s rockets (or para jets), so he would
crash-land and die on the planet.
as mentioned above, in this adventure Smith sabotages the family’s technology
so that its members will suffer a “lingering” death.
why are the Robinsons’ so damn blind regarding Smith? He’s an absolute danger to the family’s
survival, especially on the frontier, and it makes no sense to romanticize him,
or consider his antics “cute.” They owe
him absolutely nothing.
me, this aspect of the series is the biggest stumbling block Lost
in Space features at this point, and going forward too. It’s not like Smith bumbles into trouble, is
contrite, and learns from his mistakes.
he seeks out trouble, is a coward, tries to extricate himself by any selfish
means possible, and never learns a thing.
He just goes out and does the same thing again.
Smith’s fault he eats the berries and his fault the water is almost gone. The
Robinsons are not out of line to be irritated, angry with the guy. They could
die from thirst.
Still, one artfully-composed shot in the episode explains the Smith vs. Robinsons conceit perfectly. In the foreground of the frame, sits Smith, self-satisfied and facing the camera. Far behind him, in the background, is the family. They are watching him. He is ignoring them. He is not only the paramount figure here in "The Oasis," but the paramount figure in the series.
terms of questions of believability, there’s another funny aspect of “The Oasis”
to consider. When Smith grows to giant
size, his clothes and boots grow with him.
How did the chemical properties of the alien mango manage that?
it’s far preferable to ask this question than to be confronted with the specter
of a giant, naked Dr. Smith.