Man, I have so many memories of terrific Gulager performances from years past, but my favorite has to be his role as Burt in Dan O'Bannon's 1985 flick Return of the Living Dead. He played the owner of the Uneeda Medical Supply Warehouse, and the boss of James Karen's Frank and Thom Matthews' Freddy, the two nimrods who (accidentally...) opened some U.S. Army barrels containing zombies and thus started an outbreak of living dead in Louisville, Kentucky. For those who have forgotten, the film also features Linnea Quigley's striptease in a graveyard, atop a stone monument. Yowza!
Anyway, one of Gulager's best scenes has him soliciting help from Ernie (Don Calfa), an embalmer next store, in disposing of some incriminating body parts. Gulager's shtick about the handy bags of limbs actually containing "rabid weasels" is pretty funny. Anyway, he's a great and underrated actor, and it's nice to see him back in the saddle again, especially in the horror genre.
And I really respect his son, John Gulager, for sticking with his film, Feast, through thick and thin. You see, John has arrived at the unpleasant truth that the producers of the film (and they outnumber the director by about six-to-one...) see him only as a contest-winner, not an artist, and are unwilling to let him express his vision for the film. He also has to deal with a recalcitrant DP who would seemingly rather argue with him about camera placement than actually place the camera where John Gulager would like it, and is surrounded by bean counters who just worry about "making their day" (meaning sticking to the schedule).
This Project Greenlight is a textbook example of how corporatized and ugly filmmaking has truly become today. It also explains why every film that comes out of this grueling Hollywood process looks the same: directing by committee. Like Julius Caesar surrounded by murderous senators, John is under constant siege from his fellow filmmakers, who all want to blunt his edge, dampen his creativity, and be certain that he cranks out something acceptable. Acceptable, but not great.
But here's my thing -- I think John Gulager has a great movie inside him. If he were actually allowed control over casting, or the honor of deciding camera placement, we could end up with what the writers actually intended - a spiky, kinky Evil Dead meets Die Hard with raunchy humor. Instead, as the reality show makes plain, John is there as a hired hand only, but goddammit if I'm not encouraged watching him every week, standing up for the primacy of the director in this technological art form.
John Gulager fights a lot of battles. He loses some, but you know, he's absolutely right most of the time. He should get to choose who is in his film. He should get to choose what the camera sees. He should get to choose which take he wants to use, and if he falls an hour-and-a-half behind, well, in the end, everyone will still make more money because the movie will be better. There seems to be no recognition of that fact. So fellas, do you want the movie done fast, or do you want it done well? That's the schism being acted out. The producers want it done quickly and on schedule, while John sticks to his guns and fights for quality, for his vision.
It's remarkable to see this battle play out before our eyes, and Project Greenlight is riveting, heart-wrenching television this season. I want to see John make his movie, and I'm delighted that the series has become a place where the role of director in Hollywood is being debated. Producers want John to be a traffic cop, and he wants to be an artist. Personally, I'd rather see a movie directed by an artist. In the dark of the theatre, who really cares if Feast took a half-day longer to shoot?