A
construction accident at the historic Lakewood Manor -- located in a county
described as “the Las Vegas of tomorrow”
-- gives way to something even more terrifying: an attack of teeming, angry
ants.
At
the old hotel, its elderly owner, Ethel Adams (Myrna Loy) contemplates selling the
property to an unscrupulous real estate millionaire Anthony Fleming (Gerald
Gordon), who is visiting with his mistress, Gloria (Suzanne Somers).
Meanwhile,
Ethel’s daughter, Valerie (Lynda Day George) is encouraging her mother to sell
too, because her husband -- construction foreman Mike Carr (Robert Foxworth) --
has been offered a career opportunity in San Francisco.
The
ants, who are defending a subterranean colony, soon attack relentlessly. At first,
local authorities think there may be a virus, or poisonous snakes involved in
the crisis, but soon the ants mount an all-out assault on the premises.
It
Happened at Lakewood Manor
- also known as Ants -- is a not-very good disaster/horror movie of 1977
vintage.
Actually,
the TV-movie is noteworthy from an historical perspective, because it combines
two important trends of the day. The
first is, indeed, the disaster film format, which was enjoying popularity
thanks to cinematic efforts such as Airport: 1975, The Poseidon Adventure
(1972), and The Towering Inferno (1974).
The
second trend of the era was “revenge of nature” horror movies, such as Frogs
(1972), Night of the Lepus (1972) and Kingdom of the Spiders
(1977).
It Happened at Lakewood Manor
was not alone, either, dramatizing ants as a major threat. Phase IV (1974) and Empire
of the Ants (1977) also featured this insect menace prominently.
However, It
Happened at Lakewood Manor is not a particularly strong representative
for either trend. In fact, for much of its running time, the movie is dull and
uninteresting.
In
terms of the disaster film format, this TV-movie offers us some familiar
character-types. We get the officious naysayer -- who prolongs the crisis -- here played by the great Steve Franken.
He actually played a similar role in another disaster film of the same vintage:
1978’s Avalanche.
We
also have the Elder Stateswoman -- Hollywood royalty of yesteryear -- in a
major role. Here, Myrna Loy is the representative of a kinder, gentler Hollywood
era. Think, Olivia de Havilland in The Swarm (1979), or Jeanette Nolan in
the aforementioned Avalanche. Loy’s character survives the crisis, airlifted away
from the ants, and then seems confident she can sell the property, following the
ant attack.
And,
of course, there’s the nasty, avaricious business man who gets his comeuppance
during the crisis. Richard Chamberlain played that role in The Towering Inferno.
Gerald Gordon gets the honor here. Both
characters plummet to their deaths. And deservedly so.
As
the brief survey reveals, the main characters here are pretty much
off-the-shelf in nature, given petty “soap opera” concerns to handle before the
real threat -- the ants! -- makes them get their priorities straight. It’s all
just time-wasting nonsense until the crisis occurs.
In
terms of the revenge of nature trope, the ants here turn hostile because,
according to the film, of man.
Because
of us.
The
dialogue states that “We’re the ones who
forced them to live in a toxic world!” It also notes that ants are usually
considered peaceful, at least until man “started
putting poison in the air.”
This
is just silly, at least in the way it is stated.
The
movie also falls down -- even compared to the ludicrous The Swarm, however -- in depicting
its central threat. More often than not, the ants look like smeared stains on
the actors’ skin.
There
is also a dreadful special effects shot late in the action in which a blob of
something gray -- apparently the ant colony? -- is matted onto the live action
scenery. It is a dreadful shot.
The
most ludicrous of imagery is reserved for the film’s finale, however. Lynda Day
George and Robert Foxworth sit frozen on a hotel room floor, breathing out of
tubes (made from rolled wall-paper), as ants swarm all over them.
A
scientist has told them not to breathe, and not to move, so the ants won’t feel
threatened by their presence. The imperiled survivors do as they are told, but
the visual suggests a weird drug trip rather than a terrifying encounter with
nature. Once the fumigation processn begins, and smoke is seen billowing in the room, this connection is even further enhanced.
Also
unintentionally funny is the sequence in which a helicopter in flight
accidentally blows the deadly ants onto bystanders near the hotel. The onlookers all
start shaking and patting themselves down until Bernie Casey shows up with a
hose to blast off the ants.
Not
all the ant sequences are terrible. Suzanne Somers’ death scene is somewhat
effective, as we see the ants swarm over her feet and legs while she sleeps. The
imagery is definitely creepy crawly, and succeeds in making the viewer feel uncomfortably
itchy, if not genuinely menaced.
The
movie also features multiple shots of ants circling a sink drain (in the hotel
kitchen), and that’s probably a good as metaphor as any for the quality of It
Happened at Lakewood Manor. This
is a thoroughly undistinguished, derivative TV movie of its era, without the
energy or drive to muster real scares or thrills. It does succeed, however, as a time capsule of a time and place.
Finally, one
character in the tele-film notes that everyone has a soft spot, “you just have to find it.”
This TV movie
is nothing but soft spots.
I remember this TV movie well, at least the title anyway. Thanks for honoring it with your review!
ReplyDeleteJohn, you always make your reviews so very entertaining. Back in the days of television movie critics, e.g. Siskel & Ebert, I know you would have been a brilliant movie critic on such a television show. I have not seen It Happened at Lakewood Manor, but it sounds like a good candidate for Mystery Science Theater 3000.
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Never got the use of the breathing tubes. Always felt it was pretty much inviting the ants to crawl in and go down your throat. Still, I have a soft spot for this one.
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