Reader Bruce Nims shares
his list of greatest science fiction film characters below. Bruce writes:
"Here
is my Top 10 list of Sci-Fi Characters of all time! (Drum roll please!)
- Darth Vader (not counting the
prequels where Lucas seemingly did the impossible and ruin the greatest
movie villain of all time). - Seriously, has there ever been a more
iconic villain than good old Darth? Has there ever been a more
amazing introduction to a villain than Darth? Has there ever been a
more quoted villain than Darth? Well if you don’t agree with my
points then, "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Darth Vader, especially in Empire Strikes Back, has no
peer in my opinion in the pantheon of movie villains.
- Han Solo - (ignoring Return
of the Jedi of course and the silly "Special
Editions" that were anything but). The perfect embodiment of
cool and yes HE SHOT FIRST and I'm okay with that and Lucas should be as
well. The fact that he was a stone cold killing bad ass and then
developed into part of the core of the rebel alliance and a trusted leader
is something we call a “Character Arc”. Look it up George.
- Ripley (Alien & Aliens only).
Not only one of the best written characters in Sci-Fi history but one of
the best written characters in cinema history. Endlessly copied
now but all copies are a pale imitation of the real thing.
- T-800 (aka The
Terminator). In the first movie, gives Vader a run for
his money as greatest villain ever. In the second movie,
becomes the greatest protector ever in a movie and shows a level of
heroism and humanity that you would not expect from a machine originally
programmed to kill.
- Marshall William O’Neil (from
the criminally underappreciated Outland). This
movie is full of amazing characters but Sean Connery’s portrayal of a
world (space) weary Federal Marshall who decides that he is tired of
looking the other way while as the gears of corruption continue to turn
around him and decides to take a stand. Frankly, I think its
Connery’s best acting ever.
- Dr. Lazarus (also from the
criminally underappreciated Outland). A lost
soul stuck in a soulless place. Dr. Lazarus’s sharp wit and
mind find a natural ally in Marshall O’Neil and this causes her to find
the hero within herself forming a great arc from a great character.
- Mark Sheppard (also from the
criminally underappreciated Outland). The
villain of the ConAm mining operation featured in Outland is
frankly one of the most interesting villains I have seen in any
movie. Peter Boyle’s best performance. Mark Sheppard
is a jovial man and the kind of guy who is everyone’s friend, but just
beneath the surface (though our intrepid hero Marshall O’Neil has a knack
of breaking through that surface) is a special type of evil and
menace. The kind doesn’t care who he hurts (or kills) to get
ahead in the rat race. Carter Burke (from Aliens)
without the expensive suit. A blue collar worker with a black
heart.
- T-1000 (aka “Liquid Metal” from Terminator
2). Another villain that gives Vader a run for this
money and easily once of the biggest menaces in movie
history. Casting a very long shadow over the entirety of
the movie and actually made you think that Arnold (aka the T-800) was
vulnerable. (Which you have to admit is a neat hat trick to
pull off!). Completely steals every scene he is in and you never
for a second think that he is anything less than the perfect killing
machine.
- Corporal Hudson (“he’s Hicks
sir, I’m Hudson”). Okay, I know what you’re thinking, “Game
over man, game over!”, but bear with me. Besides the fact, that
he is basically a whiny coward who loses his cool in the worse way
possible (“oh this is just great man, just great!”). Besides
the fact that he is really not a very good person (“Hey Vasquez, has
anyone ever mistaken you for man?”). Hudson is the character we
all related to when we watched that movie. We all wanted to be
quietly heroic like Hicks. We all wanted to be smart and resourceful
like Bishop. We all wanted to be unrelenting and strong like
Ripley. But when we all watched that movie, the character we
related to was Hudson because we couldn’t be Hicks, Bishop or
Ripley. He was the one who represented how we, as an audience,
would have reacting if we found ourselves in that situation (“Sarge is
dead man, let’s get the f___ outta here!”). That is why he is
so memorable. That is why we still quote him incessantly to
this day. That is why he was so damn funny! (None of
his lines were funny because they were objectively funny lines; they were
funny because as an audience he was speaking our truth. We he
says, “Game over man game over” we are laughing because we are saying
“Yeah, no shit buddy, we are screwed here!”) That is why he has made such
an impact on us as a character. Almost ALL of the quotable
dialogue from ALIENS that exists to this day comes from
Hudson. (The notable exception of course is Ripley’s “Get away
from her you bitch!”).
- Yoda (Empire Strikes Back only). The
puppet that acted better than anyone else in the
movie. (Seriously, can anyone argue with that
fact?) Endlessly deep, beautifully written, and with amazing
dialogue made us all believe that we were dealing with a real
entity. None of us saw a bunch of rubber on the end of some
guys arm. None of saw a passable special effect. We
saw Yoda. We saw a Jedi Master. We believed he was
real in every single frame of the movie. Looking back now
from the age of CGI it is still amazing how effective and REAL Yoda is in ESB.
Honorable mentions (and
frankly all of these deserve to make the top 10 but I had to cut somewhere):
1. Agent
Smith
2. HAL
9000
3. Riddick
4. Sarah
Connor
5. Corporal
Hicks
6. Kyle
Reese (The Terminator only)
7. James
Tiberius Kirk (from Wrath of Khan)
8. Khan
Noonien Singh (from Wrath of Khan)
9. Mad
Max (from The Road Warrior)
10. Mr.
Spock
I
must say, I love that Bruce boasts such a passion for Outland (1981), a film I
absolutely adore, and which I actually purchased this very week on blu ray,
since my old laserdisc player is now defunct.
I can’t wait to watch the movie again, even though I must have seen it
approximately fifty times. I agree that
it is criminally under-appreciated.
I
also like the unconventional choice of Hudson from Aliens (1986). He is a great character, and in any other
movie, he would likely be THE GREATEST character. But Aliens is filled with tremendous
characters, including Ripley, Bishop, Hicks, Newt, Vasquez and Hudson. How to choose?
Great
list, Bruce!
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