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Or, roughly translated into horror speak: CHI-CHI-CHI-CHI; HA-HA-HA-HA!
Yes, it's Friday the 13th today! Go out and celebrate!! But - word to the wise, here - if you go camping at Crystal Lake, don't engage in pre-marital sex, don't smoke weed, and don't say "I'll Be Right Back."
And if a crazed lunatic wearing a hockey mask and brandishing a machete comes at you, pretend to be his Mommy...
Yes, it's Friday the 13th today! Go out and celebrate!! But - word to the wise, here - if you go camping at Crystal Lake, don't engage in pre-marital sex, don't smoke weed, and don't say "I'll Be Right Back."
And if a crazed lunatic wearing a hockey mask and brandishing a machete comes at you, pretend to be his Mommy...
"That's a good boy, Jason. That's a very good boy. You make mommy so proud. So proud." (then skulk away...)
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