Creator of the award-winning web series, Abnormal Fixation. One of the horror genre's "most widely read critics" (Rue Morgue # 68), "an accomplished film journalist" (Comic Buyer's Guide #1535), and the award-winning author of Horror Films of the 1980s (2007) and Horror Films of the 1970s (2002), John Kenneth Muir, presents his blog on film, television and nostalgia, named one of the Top 100 Film Studies Blog on the Net.
Sunday, December 10, 2023
30 Years Ago: "Eve" (The X-Files)
Thursday, December 07, 2023
Wishing for a Sears Christmas Catalog
File this one under "the good old days."
Monday, December 04, 2023
20 Years Ago: Big Fish (2003)
Tell me, which alternative fosters a better understanding of your life experience: the bare bones truth, or an embellished, "flavored" version of the truth that contextualizes you life as a great story, one with heroes and villains, winners and losers, and a beginning...and inevitable end?
In real life, we're each of us but a little fish (only 1 out of 8 billion...) swimming about in a global sea.
But in our imaginations -- and in our private family circles -- we're all big fish: colorful personalities who loom large in the stories of our sons and daughters, and our Moms and Dads. In our private worlds, we're important, nay the most important figures.
Sometimes we even do so at the expense of those we love, who risk becoming mere "context" in another person's epic poem.
The big fish swims alone, after all.
Regardless, this film hits me on a very personal, very intimate level every time I see it. I had an important person in my life until 2010 who was, like the movie's Ed Bloom, a masterful and ridiculous storyteller. He was a man who had (so he claimed...) met and conversed with Colin Powell and Albert Einstein, and who was biologically related both to General Robert E. Lee and Katie Couric. He absolutely never met a fish story he didn't like. The man could put you on with the straightest of straight faces, and in some moments, could even devise for you what your life story should be.
This larger-than-life figure spoke in the most idiosyncratic and singular manner I've ever known, replete with lots of extremely colorful metaphors, and he passed away following the sudden onset of a terminal illness. And yet -- in large part because of his incomparable manner of expressing himself and telling his stories -- he remains an everyday voice in my head. Today, he's an indelible fixture there, and sometimes, almost against my will, I still hear his unique voice, and his flamboyant way of communicating. His vocabulary alone -- his bizarre lexicon -- seems often to be on the tip of my tongue.
I don't always know why.
So, in one sense, I knew this man and his unique mode of expression deeply for over twenty years, and yet in another very basic sense, I didn't know the real man at all.
At least not until I understood the seemingly impossible: that the stories, jokes, and tall tales were the real man. They were part and parcel of his individual and mental gestalt, and you couldn't separate him from those tall tales.
And yet I can't honestly deny that Big Fish hits me in a close place. It seems so true to my own personal experience that I suppose I have a hard time separating Will Bloom's story from my own experience. What I can declare with conviction is that Big Fish is the most heartfelt and touching of Burton's works. Perhaps not the best (a title I reserve for Ed Wood or perhaps Edward Scissorhands), but certainly the most emotional.
And Peter Travers, writing for Rolling Stone, insightfully noted that Burton had finally hooked the one that got away, in the process deepening his "visionary talent."
I agree with both those conclusions. If I had to select one Tim Burton film for people who generally don't like Tim Burton films, it would be Big Fish.
Big Fish is the story of Ed and Will Bloom, estranged father and son. Ever since he was a little boy, Will has heard his father tell crazy stories about witches, giants, werewolves, Siamese twins, and mysterious ghost towns.
At first, Will believed the stories were wondrous and magical, but over the years he began to wish that his father would drop the fairy tales and just start relating to him as a real person.
In some senses, Big Fish is very much about a blowhard, as Roger Ebert suggested in his review of the film. It's uncharitable, but true. Ed may have led a big life, but he also has a big mouth.
In fact, Ed Bloom (Ewan McGregor/Albert Finney) has so transformed his life into a series of weird and wonderful stories that his grown son, Will (Billy Crudup) isn't sure he even knows his father. That's a terrible thing.
And yet the movie ultimately sides with old Ed. He isn't viewed with harshness by Burton. Instead -- in the passing of the generations -- the movie reminds us that each storyteller will have his day.
Ed has had his day, and now Will's day looms. At the movie's end, it is Will who tells the "end" of Ed's story, and who recounts for his son a lifetime of adventures. It's important too, that Ed is never portrayed as a liar. Instead, as his funeral reveals, he is just a serial exaggerator: one with a foot in fact, and another in colorful fiction. By Ed's reckoning, Will tells stories with "all the facts, none of the flavor," and that's just not his way.
Some reviewers have been hard on Big Fish, noting that it never really considers the son's point of view or feelings.
There may be some truth to this perspective, but in the final analysis, Big Fish does right by both characters.
We follow Ed from birth to childhood illness, from his first love to, ultimately, his death. In Ed's life story, we readily detect his spring and summer (his youth), and even his autumn and winter (his old age and demise).
Notably, Burton makes certain that the natural landscape echoes each one of these spans. As a young man, for instance, Ed sees Spectre as a beautiful, idyllic town, well-painted and carpeted in lush green grass. As a middle-aged man, however, Ed returns to the town and finds it paved over, browning, and in a state of decay. You can't go home again.
Similarly, when Ed courts the love of his life, their romantic love is expressed in the vibrant yellow of endless daffodils. As death approaches, such blooming (and remember his name is Ed Bloom...) has ended, and all the trees are stark and naked, bereft of leaves. Winter has come for Ed at last.
Will certainly represents an important chapter in Ed's life, but in a sense, his "part" of the story only really becomes important in the closing chapters. Ed can't write his final sentences himself. That's why he needs his boy. Ironically, it is to contextualize his life, not vice-versa as Will initially feared.
And really, that's always the job of those left to carry on after losing a parent: to put the actions and span of the dead into some kind of meaningful order.
As it turns out, Ed's strange stories become important to Will. They represent the old man's legacy and gift, a colorful way of looking at the world and remembering Dad.Ed wanted Will to listen to his stories for a reason, and not merely to entertain him. Someday, the boy would need to know the details so he could take ownership of Ed's story and continue it for the next generation. Again, this is as much about Will as it is about Ed.
In life, we are all part of this cycle. We all heirs to a story, caretakers of that story, and then givers of the story -- after we've had it and protected it for a lifetime. Big Fish gets at this idea in a more beautiful and imaginative fashion than just about any movie I've seen. The imagery is enormously affecting, particularly as the strong, healthy Will picks up his infirm, dying father and lifts him into the air -- as if carrying him like a baby -- for one last adventure, one final tall tale.
There's something so innocent and beautiful about this image. The boy who was once held by his father's strong arms now lifts up his sick dad -- negating the realities of gravity -- and cares for him as he was once cared for. This image gets me every time: the son becomes the father; the father the son. The roles reverse, and time marches on.
Big Fish offers other narrative and visual glories as well. I love the use to which director Burton puts Helena Bonham Carter here, essentially making her every "other" woman figure in Bloom's life. She is both a terrifying (if friendly...) witch and a young, innocent girl, all grown up.
Big Fish is filled with incredibly whimsy and magic, and yet, at the same time, the film seems to truly capture something essential about our mortality, and the mortality of those we love.
I wrote above about the man in my life who was a lot like Ed Bloom, right down to his southern heritage He saw Big Fish back in 2004 and loved it. He especially loved that Bloom's stories were ultimately validated...that there was a degree of truth in his musings about giants and witches and werewolves, and so on. I get that now. In understanding our own lives, the stories we tell do become true to us, at least after a fashion.
I'm glad that Burton decided to tell this story.. It makes me want to hold my 17-year old son in my arms again.
Sunday, December 03, 2023
Reflections on Turning 54
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| On the eve of 54... |
Today is my 54th birthday, and I am so glad to be seated here, in front of a crackling fire, under a Enter The House Between-branded blanket (and two napping cats...), writing.
I read a piece at The Guardian about the age of 54, and it says, according to a Norwegian study, that fifty-four is the age that people lose their "get-up and go," meaning their "passion and grit."
So, From ages 18-53, good!
Ages 54 and up...not so good.
Now, obviously, I am only a day into my 54th year, but I beg to differ with this conclusion.
First, I still feel 30 years old. I don't look 30 years old, but in my brain...that's me, a thirty-year old kid.
And I think I'm in pretty good shape. 178 lbs. My back doesn't hurt, and all my parts still work, at least for now.
Sure, I have lost most of the hair atop my head, as you can see from the picture above, as well as the color (formerly red...) in my beard.
Yet what I hopefully haven't lost (yet) is my passion and grit.
I'll keep taking the temperature on this, but I don't anticipate losing either between now and December 3, 2024.
According to the study, "you may well have a high score for grit and a low one for passion, or vice versa. These intertwined qualities are needed for high achievement, but the over-53s don’t seem to possess them as a package..."
So what keeps people young?
What keeps up that level of grit and that passion?
What keeps me young?
Doing what I love, of course!
A short list, on the occasion of my 54th birthday:
- Playing video games with 17 year old son, Joel. We're off to Mario Kart here in a few minutes. He routinely kicks my ass, but it's so much fun anyway.
- Spending time with my beautiful wife, Kathryn, of nearly 30 years, laughing and enjoying each other's company. This is the year we will take Tango lessons together!
- Getting to see my beloved parents, who have plenty of get-up and go at Ages 78 (my Mom) and 79 (My Dad).
- Writing the NEXT season of Enter The House Between, my audio drama with editor Tony Mercer and an amazing cast and crew.
- Reading an Enter The House Between novella penned by the incredible Kim Breeding (who also stars in the audio drama).
- Teaching Public Speaking and Communication to my students, and watching them overcome their social anxiety and PSA to deliver really great (and often heartfelt and funny) speeches.
- Writing the next Horror Films Of Book. (The 2010s in this case)
- Starting a brand new novel with my friend and co-star, Alicia Martin!
And these are the things that just rolled out of my brain.
That covers passion, I guess.
And grit?
That quality is defined as "resolve," or "strength of character."
I'm probably not the person to make that determination about myself, but I'll say this....the people I work with and spend time with say I am tenacious. Well, they actually say I am relentless (and irritating), so hopefully I have the grit part of the equation covered.
So, at 54, my message is simply this: don't let anyone define you. Don't let anyone tell you your best days are behind you.
That you are old, and fading away.
The best is yet to come.
Friday, December 01, 2023
40 Years Later: Scarface (1983)
Thursday, November 23, 2023
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